First Week Recap
.Kreals permanently banned
Well-known former APD Sergeant and former Crimson member “.Kreals” has recently received a permanent ban, according to Asylum Weekly sources. When asked for comment, Server Leader “Ken” responded with:
Ken [ASY], — 10:49
lmao
No Comment.
Asylum Weekly has received unconfirmed reports that the nature of his ban pertained to scripting or similar behaviour, but that’s all we’ve managed to uncover regarding this situation for now. The Asylum Weekly editorial staff is transparent in their relation with .Kreals, as he was a former gangmate of many of the editors. We truly wish him the best and hope he returns soon with his name cleared.
BBNB attacks the first week
As we all know, the Asylum Redux game server suffered the initial week of its launch from the heinous actions and attacks of “Big Black Nigga Balls”, also known as “BBNB”. These criminals shamelessly cheated to win countless federal events, although the reason they needed to cheat against APD Officers is currently unknown. According to an Asylum Weekly flash poll, over 87% of APD Officers self-identify as “roleplayers”, including APD Sergeant Shawn and APD Lieutenant Polar.
Furthermore, after their permanent ban, BBNB members used exploits uncovered from BBNB leader “Infamous” to send people to jail en-masse and activate remote explosives. According to Asylum Weekly sources, the Grand Ayatollah of BBNB even went so far as to declare a fatwa against the Black race.
Yet, attacks seemed to have died down. However, the responsible party has hinted at a new production of “Sneedflix” titled “Sneed vs. the World.” Asylum Weekly will keep you all apprised.
Kevin Framed sightings
A new presence has arrived on the Island of Altis; a mysterious figure by the name of “Kevin Framed” has been seen performing kindly acts, motivating terrorism against the oppressive APD, and generally repeating his name. Asylum Weekly gladly accepts any and all sightings of Kevin Framed to the Discord address of @junker03.
Crimson disbanded
Popular Asylum member, Domination fighter, APD Lieutenant, and former Administrator “Junke” has disbanded his “Crimson” gang, leaving it in the control of renowned German player and horrible pilot “Shy”. Asylum Weekly has yet to confirm the reason behind the original disbandment of the Gang, but we have received a quote from Junke himself:
Junker — 24/12/2025, 16:34
merry christmas [racial slur redacted]
Truly a sad day for the now homeless Crimson cartel fighters, especially considering most of them are washed roleplayers now. However, there is a silver lining to this dark cloud. Asylum Weekly sources report that .Nathan has re-booted the Crimson gang alongside .Shy and is welcoming all former players to try to hit their shots again with the ol’ group!