Police Power
APD Weekly sources have noticed an uptick in police victories since the notorious “Gulan Mafia” lost a number of key members due to removal from the Island.
Successful police action at Federal Events has increased by 17% in the last four days, causing a spike in morale and a number of cadets and constables to stick around after the processing to keep patrolling.
APD Weekly reminds the police force that there should always be grace in defeat and victory, and to always maintain professionalism around suspects and civilians in general.
Spinner Death
Three members of the GLM gang were removed from the Island, among them were “Andrew” and “Moe”. This bodes well for the health of the Island.
Cadet Swarm
Sgt. Wutang reports that there is a HUGE influx of new cadets and urges all APD members to do their part in educating the future of the APD.
No Auto
Let him know to press F! Austin M. spotted with his gun on semi automatic, causing a tragic accident.
Job Well Done
Cpl. LIVERNUTS and Const. Jordan the Frenchman have been observed performing excellently. They interact solidly with civilians and do an all-around good job. Great work, guys! Keep it up.
Rogue Patrol
RoguePilot, the infamous Asylum owner, has been spotted on the medic faction by APD Weekly Photographer, “Fried Rice”. Please make sure to keep reporting any spotting of Rogue to us!
Big Fart Targeted! Plot Exposed!
APD Weekly sources have discovered that long-time APD trouble maker and known meme-legend, Big Fart, was removed by Lieutenant Zdeat just yesterday (July 08, 24). The reason given in the removal message was a failure to meet activity requirements, as well as an allusion that the removal was carried out on the orders of APD Captain Jr4Life24. APD Weekly exclusive has quoted both parties below:
Daveed 57 - “To me it seems like I’ve been getting on people’s nerves with mine and acceptables harmless memes about me being chief of police and this is some kind of retaliation that they hoped wouldn’t get seen”
zdeat - “Big captain has taken over the apd and is forcing its lieutenants to remove people for being memers”