Frenzy o’ Mods!
The Asylum Staff have released a list of new moderators to keep the order on the Island. APD appointees are Captain Samperino, Lieutenant Fried Rice, Lieutenant William, Lieutenant Nick, and Sergeant Acceptable! Sadly, Lieutenant Shy did not make the cut, better luck next time!
New Recruit
The APD Weekly staff has learned that APD Constable “ExoticSyndicate” is expecting a new recruit in nine months! All of our love and congratulations to him, feel free to send any advice and well-wishes his way.
Oh Captain, My Captain!
APD Captain Hubschrauber has founded the “Van Clan”, a rapid-deployment group of officers speaking in southern drawls and toting heavy guns. They sure put the fear of God into the rebels they ran across that day.
APD Lieutenant Shy, pictured back of the bus.
Rule Reversion
APD Captains Austin M., Jr4Life, and Djmon have released a new policy update rolling back the 30 minute timer to check illegal areas back to 20 minutes. Hurray. Additionally, the drone policy for Sergeant+ has been re-instated.
Freak Watch
APD Weekly reports that Sergeant Repto has a bizarre array of games on his computer, such titles include “Adolescent Santa Clause”, “Slave Lord: Elven Conquest”, “Peeping Dorm Manager”, “Realms of Bondage”, and “Shelter 69”. APD Weekly sources report that Repto has undergone a severe hazing over the APD communications network. Be sure to join in!